Why I hate meth

Now I am not a fan of crystal meth. I have never had it and never intend to. And I hate what it has done to the scene in my home city. 6 or 7 years ago a Friday night trip to the sauna would be a thoroughly satisfying fuck fest every time. Now that crystal has its claws in, it's nearly always a pathetic waste of time.
Here's the deal - nearly everybody now is a bottom because Tina makes them all want to be. And for those who still want to top she has a surprise in store - you'll never be able to get it up! Yes last Friday night I made a schlep to the sauna only to find 8 out of 10 guys there were on it, and the rest were just plain rolling drunk. 10 different 'tops' tried it on with me over the course of the evening and not a single one could get a hard on. Yes, not one single hard cock!!! Here's the thing, if you have any intention of being a top and fucking another guy, you need a hard on!! And unfortunately the popularity of meth means that most can't. According to an article I read recently, 'crystal dick' is a thing of the past thanks to viagra. Well not so where I live...